@5 hours ago with 167696 notes

Undatable

I’ve been straight up told by multiple men I’ve dated that it’s a turn off that they know that I would figure them out immediately if they lied. My response was always, “Wait, so you want to lie to me?” and they all said some variation of “No, but in a long term relationship I need to know I have the option.”

@14 hours ago with 9 notes

Isn’t that what we’re all striving for? My optimal comfort?

I want it to rain all day except for three 15 minute breaks that coincide exactly with my morning cigarette, my need to walk to the pharmacy at lunch, and my walk home after work.

@16 hours ago with 4 notes

At least you know I’m not catfishing y’all.

@8 hours ago with 1 note
#putting the worst parts of myself online since 2003 

greengoldandgrey:

“The appealing thing about younger women is their outlook on life. They tend to be untainted by experiences that have hardened older women. For example, when a woman’s been lied to a lot after years of dating, she always thinks that you’re lying to her, too. And that’s a turn-off. Younger women are less cynical, and that’s a big draw.”
— Alan*, 46, New York, NY 

So, men treat women like shit, then they reject women for their natural response to being treated like shit. 

Seems a lot of problems would be solved if men stopped treating women like shit, but I guess that’s asking too much.

Here’s the article. It’s basically a bunch of man children talking about how immature they are.

Basically every single one of these dudes is saying a variation of “I like younger girls because they don’t know when I’m lying to them.”

@14 hours ago with 21 notes

josephinas—bidened:

ipsadixit:

OMG YOU GUYS I JUST SAW A PREVIEW OF THE GOOD WIFE AND THEY ARE GONNA DO THE WHOLE FLORRICK AGOS AND LOCKHART THING AND OMG MY WHOLE BRAIN IS CRYING!!!!

cc: josephinas—bidened, maritsa-met, velocipedestrienne, frizztastic, blergblerghblurg

OUR BODIES ARE NOT READY FOR THIS SEASON

I watched the greatest hits of all 5 seasons in the span of a week and a half and I am so much better for it. 

@1 day ago with 17 notes