I schedule an appointment with my boss for 2:30. He approached my desk at 2:00 and overwhelms with me how little he respects me to the point that I had a panic attack.

@1 hour ago with 3 notes
#well played d #misandry for life 

"For instance, with men, as much as I’d like to think I could be strictly Erotica-era Madonna with them, I require Mariah Carey levels of mushiness. And when I get treated in a way that reminds me of gloomy Mary J. Blige albums, I turn into Keyshia Cole."

- Michael Arceneaux

This is the best way I have ever heard this described.

(Source: Gawker)

@2 hours ago

Metric vs. Imperial


Metric vs. Imperial

(via motivatedslacker)

@4 hours ago with 1993 notes

I just noticed the panties my friend sent me from France have slits in the crotch. I have no idea if these are slut pants or if French women just take ventilation very seriously.

@2 hours ago with 6 notes
#if french women don't get fat why does their sizing work for me so much better 

(Source: konanyiffer420, via glossylalia)

@2 hours ago with 22990 notes

I’m always completely physically repulsed when men who look like they’re 20 years older than my father send me messages, whilst claiming to be 35. I’m just like, either you are a horrible liar or you need to let your line die out because those are some shitty ass genetics.

@1 day ago with 3 notes